I love blogging because I can subject everyone to my long, boring, pointless stories. 🙂 This one is about Corelle. Corelle is a kind of unbreakable dishware. If your mother ever bought a set of dishes at Kroeger, chances are it was Corelle. I would say there is less demand for Corelle these days, but that may be because I live in New York, and people can be a little snobby in New York. If you are a New Yorker you can’t be mad at me for saying that, because of course I don’t mean you.
Anyway, some time ago I decided I had a desperate need for Corelle. The why of it does not matter but it was not entirely frivolous and kind of benevolent. But I needed it a whole lot. And I couldn’t figure out where in Brooklyn or Manhattan I could buy it. Flash forward a week. We are driving home from Vermont. We need to pull over rather urgently and we stop at the discount mall called Woodbury Commons. The first thing I see as I walk into the mall? A Corelle outlet! I kid you not. Who knew?
So I needed Corelle and a week later the Corelle was mine. I know this is sounding kind of silly. But you know that it’s happened to you before, right? And for bigger needs than just some silly Corelle (although I did have a good purpose for it). You say it, you think about it, and somehow you get it, whether it’s the universe at work, or a higher power, or the power of positive thinking, or the secret, or whatever you want it to be.
So, if you are a writer, what is your Corelle? I think it’s really important to articulate it. Figure out your end goal. The NYT list, the quitting of the day job, the Edgar Award, the Oscar, whatever it is. And then work backwards from that to figure out the steps you need to take. I’m not saying that it will be handed to you in some sort of bizarre writing award outlet at an insanely busy outlet mall off the Jersey turnpike. But I do believe that you’ll never get it unless you figure out exactly what it is that you want.
Now back to me. Here’s my latest Corelle: I need some interns who like to read commercial fiction. So if you are one, or know one, e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org with a resume and a cover letter with reading interests listed. Oh, and New York area is a plus but not essential.
And I need some good suspense/crime submissions. I like Lee Child, I like Elmore Leonard, I like Jonathan Kellerman, I like Ruth Rendell, Tony Hillerman, early James Lee Burke, C. J. Box, Tana French, Robert Ellis, just to name a few. I like clean, clear writing with very little embellishment. I like scary and I like dark. Email me at email@example.com and put “suspense/crime” in the subject line. Don’t forget to include the first ten pages in the body of the e-mail.
Just a little boring anecdote/pep talk/selfish listing of my needs on a Friday of a holiday weekend.